superslap

The Superslap module provides a family of slap commands with escalating intensity. When a user invokes a command, the bot selects a random vulnerable user from the channel, stages a dramatic multi-line animation over several seconds, and — depending on the variant — kicks the target from the channel.

Features link

• Multiple slap variants with different intensities and animations
• Random target selection from channel users with vulnerability filtering
• Configurable invulnerability lists (by nick and hostmask pattern)
• IRC operator mode protection (+o, +O, +a, +q) — operators are never targeted
• Delayed message sequences for dramatic animation (1s → 3s → 6s → 8s → 10s → 12s)
• Multi-language variants (English, Spanish, Japanese)
• Per-command rate limiting
• Automatic command and help registration via libeevee

Commands link

Usage link

Send any of the slap commands to the channel where the bot is present:

  !superslapanus
  

  <bot> IT'S SUPER ANUS SLAPPING TIME!
<bot> fishy spits onto the floor!
<bot> The saliva reads...
<bot> victim!
* bot slaps victim's anus!!
*** victim was kicked by bot (SUPERANALSUPERANAL…)
  

If the caller is on the invulnerable list or has operator modes, the “super” variants respond with a dismissal instead of running the full animation.

Invulnerability Filtering link

Users are never targeted if they meet any of these criteria:

• Their nick appears in the invulnerableUsers.users config list
• Their hostmask matches a pattern in the invulnerableUsers.hostmasks config list (regex, falls back to exact match on invalid regex)
• They hold an IRC operator mode (+o, +O, +a, +q)

The bot itself and the command sender are also excluded from target selection.

Delayed Sequences link

Slap animations are staged as timed sequences of say, action, and raw (kick) messages with increasing delays for dramatic effect. The standard timing pattern is:

1s → 3s → 6s → 8s → 10s → 12s

This creates a buildup effect where the audience sees the escalation before the final kick lands.

Configuration link

To deploy the superslap module, add it to your bot’s botModules configuration with moduleName: "superslap":

  botModules:
- name: superslap
  spec:
    size: 1
    image: ghcr.io/eeveebot/superslap:latest
    pullPolicy: Always
    metrics: true
    metricsPort: 8080
    ipcConfig: my-eevee-bot
    moduleName: superslap
    moduleConfig: |
      invulnerableUsers:
        users:
        - admin
        - moderator
        hostmasks:
        - "trusted.*"
      ratelimits:
        slapanus: { windowMs: 10000, limit: 3 }
        superslapanus: { windowMs: 10000, limit: 3 }
  

Configuration Keys link