superslap

The Superslap module provides a family of slap commands with escalating intensity. When a user invokes a command, the bot selects a random vulnerable user from the channel, stages a dramatic multi-line animation over several seconds, and — depending on the variant — kicks the target from the channel.

Features link

• Multiple slap variants with different intensities and animations
• Random target selection from channel users with vulnerability filtering
• Configurable invulnerability lists (by nick and hostmask pattern)
• IRC operator mode protection (+o, +O, +a, +q) — operators are never targeted
• Delayed message sequences for dramatic animation (1s → 3s → 6s → 8s → 10s → 12s)
• Multi-language variants (English, Spanish, Japanese)
• Poisonshits commands with three-way target selection (requested + random + caster)
• Superpoisonshits delivers 3 random-delay kicks over up to 5 hours
• Optional kicks — set kick: false to convert all kicks to normal messages
• Clean shutdown — all pending timeouts cleared on SIGTERM/SIGINT
• Per-command rate limiting
• Automatic command and help registration via libeevee

Commands link

Usage link

Send any of the slap commands to the channel where the bot is present:

  !superslapanus
  

  <bot> IT'S SUPER ANUS SLAPPING TIME!
<bot> fishy spits onto the floor!
<bot> The saliva reads...
<bot> victim!
* bot slaps victim's anus!!
*** victim was kicked by bot (SUPERANALSUPERANAL…)
  

The bot’s nick is used dynamically (shown as fishy above for illustration).

If the caller is on the invulnerable list or has operator modes, the “super” variants respond with a dismissal instead of running the full animation.

Invulnerability Filtering link

Users are never targeted if they meet any of these criteria:

• Their nick appears in the invulnerableUsers.users config list
• Their hostmask matches a pattern in the invulnerableUsers.hostmasks config list (regex, falls back to exact match on invalid regex)
• They hold an IRC operator mode (+o, +O, +a, +q)

The bot itself and the command sender are also excluded from target selection.

Delayed Sequences link

Slap animations are staged as timed sequences of say, action, and raw (kick) messages with increasing delays for dramatic effect. The standard timing pattern is:

1s → 3s → 6s → 8s → 10s → 12s

This creates a buildup effect where the audience sees the escalation before the final kick lands.

Poisonshits link

The poisonshits commands use a distinct target selection mechanism compared to other slap commands:

• Three-way selection — Picks 3 candidates: the requested target (from message text, or random if unspecified), a second random user, and the caster. The final target is chosen at random from these 3 using crypto-secure RNG, meaning the caster can be cursed by their own command.
• poisonshits — Dramatic 8-second sequence ending in a single kick.
• superpoisonshits — Dramatic 6-second sequence, then 3 kicks at random delays between 6 seconds and 5 hours. The target never knows when the next kick will land.

Both commands check the caller’s vulnerability (not the target’s). Invulnerable users (ops, configured invulnerable users) receive a sassy dismissal instead.

Optional Kicks link

Set kick: false in the module config to convert all kick commands across the entire module to normal messages. When kicks are disabled, the kick reason text is sent as a regular channel message instead of an actual KICK command. This applies to all commands that would normally kick:

• superslapanus, superslapanusv2, superslapaniggasanus, supersuckurdick, superslapsiesta, superslapbaka
• poisonshits, superpoisonshits

This is useful for channels where kicks are restricted, or as a safety measure during events.

Clean Shutdown link

All pending setTimeout calls (including superpoisonshits’ random-delay kicks, which can fire up to 5 hours after the command was issued) are tracked in a pending timeouts set. On SIGTERM or SIGINT, clearPendingTimeouts() runs as part of the graceful shutdown sequence, ensuring no orphaned kicks fire after the module has stopped.

Configuration link

To deploy the superslap module, add it to your bot’s botModules configuration with moduleName: "superslap":

  botModules:
- name: superslap
  spec:
    size: 1
    image: ghcr.io/eeveebot/superslap:latest
    pullPolicy: Always
    metrics: true
    metricsPort: 8080
    ipcConfig: my-eevee-bot
    moduleName: superslap
    moduleConfig: |
      invulnerableUsers:
        users:
        - admin
        - moderator
        hostmasks:
        - "trusted.*"
      kick: true
      ratelimits:
        slapanus: { mode: drop, level: user, limit: 5, interval: 1m }
        superslapanus: { mode: drop, level: user, limit: 5, interval: 1m }
        superslapaniggasanus: { mode: drop, level: user, limit: 5, interval: 1m }
        poisonshits: { mode: drop, level: user, limit: 3, interval: 5m }
        superpoisonshits: { mode: drop, level: user, limit: 1, interval: 15m }
  

Configuration Keys link